Guest guest Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 In a message dated 7/31/2006 3:18:39 P.M. Eastern Standard Time, realshows writes: one time I accidentaly hit one on the back - first time i heard a squirrell scream. Next day I came home and found 10 of them in leather jackets smoking cigarettes and looking tough... the day after that, two of them were " doing it " on my bike hahahahahaha this sounds an awful lot like 'Men in Black' but that was the break room scene..... Some of the aliens in there were very similar. Amyf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 > Oh you mean " those big ole'rats with fluffy tails " as my sister >calls them> > Except for squirrels I mean the rats with a good pr agent. There used to be a tree that they used to get onto my balcony and tear apart my flowers. I would throw rocks against the railing to scare them away .. one time I accidentaly hit one on the back - first time i heard a squirrell scream. Next day I came home and found 10 of them in leather jackets smoking cigarettes and looking tough... the day after that, two of them were " doing it " on my bike seat. Luckily they built a condo next door and the tree is gone, but i'm still convinced that when the squirell revolution starts, I'll be the first one to have my face gnawed off.... mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Not a Squirrel but his cousin the Chipmunk was the culprit in the mountains. A friend left the door open to his cabin while he was bringing in wood. A chipmunk came to visit and you would not believe the mess. His cat decided to evict the house guest and the race was on. It took hours for the cat to finally catch the intruder and believe me it was not a pretty sight. I tried a sling shot once and I never dreamed I would come so close to the little guys. It was my plan to just scare them with a very small stone. My shot was closer than I planned and the little guys yelled like I had actually hit them. It worked though. They moved on to a more friendly neighborhood. LOL Deanna , " Mike " <realshows wrote: > > > > Oh you mean " those big ole'rats with fluffy tails " as my sister > >calls them> > Except for squirrels > > I mean the rats with a good pr agent. There used to be a tree that > they used to get onto my balcony and tear apart my flowers. I would > throw rocks against the railing to scare them away .. one time I > accidentaly hit one on the back - first time i heard a squirrell > scream. Next day I came home and found 10 of them in leather jackets > smoking cigarettes and looking tough... the day after that, two of > them were " doing it " on my bike seat. > > Luckily they built a condo next door and the tree is gone, but i'm > still convinced that when the squirell revolution starts, I'll be the > first one to have my face gnawed off.... > > > mike > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 1, 2006 Report Share Posted August 1, 2006 I have found that a squirt gun is effective on my squirrels. It dosen't hurt them and best of all, they look funny all wet. April , " Mike " <realshows wrote: > > > > Oh you mean " those big ole'rats with fluffy tails " as my sister > >calls them> > Except for squirrels > > I mean the rats with a good pr agent. There used to be a tree that > they used to get onto my balcony and tear apart my flowers. I would > throw rocks against the railing to scare them away .. one time I > accidentaly hit one on the back - first time i heard a squirrell > scream. Next day I came home and found 10 of them in leather jackets > smoking cigarettes and looking tough... the day after that, two of > them were " doing it " on my bike seat. > > Luckily they built a condo next door and the tree is gone, but i'm > still convinced that when the squirell revolution starts, I'll be the > first one to have my face gnawed off.... > > > mike > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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