Guest guest Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Jesus and Elvis : Coincidence?................. You decide! Jesus said: " Love thy neighbor. " (Matthew 22:39) Elvis said: " Don't be cruel. " (RCA, 1956) Jesus is part of " the Trinity. " Elvis' first band: a trio. Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965) Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the famous 1968 " comeback " TV special. Jesus said, " If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink. " (John 7:37) Elvis said, " Drinks on me! " (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957) Matthew was one of Jesus' biographers. (The Gospel of Matthew) Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute) " Jesus' clothes became a dazzling white " (Mark 9:3) Elvis' snow-white jumpsuits dazzled audiences. Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land. Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state. Jesus: the Lamb of God. Elvis: had mutton chop sideburns. Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around a lot. Jesus was a carpenter. Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop. Jesus wore a crown of thorns. Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler. Jesus said: " Man shall not live by bread alone. " Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 Just putting in a vote to stick to raw food here. Thanks, Lane - Froggy rawfood Tuesday, September 27, 2005 3:38 PM [Raw Food] Man shall not live by bread alone Jesus and Elvis : Coincidence?................. You decide! Jesus said: " Love thy neighbor. " (Matthew 22:39) Elvis said: " Don't be cruel. " (RCA, 1956) Jesus is part of " the Trinity. " Elvis' first band: a trio. Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965) Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the famous 1968 " comeback " TV special. Jesus said, " If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink. " (John 7:37) Elvis said, " Drinks on me! " (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957) Matthew was one of Jesus' biographers. (The Gospel of Matthew) Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute) " Jesus' clothes became a dazzling white " (Mark 9:3) Elvis' snow-white jumpsuits dazzled audiences. Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land. Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state. Jesus: the Lamb of God. Elvis: had mutton chop sideburns. Jesus' Father is everywhere. Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around a lot. Jesus was a carpenter. Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop. Jesus wore a crown of thorns. Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler. Jesus said: " Man shall not live by bread alone. " Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 ugh, it's just a little humor, we're rawfoodists, but that's just a part of us, we're people with lives. rich www.rawfoodeaters rawfood , " Lane Martin " <lanie@p...> wrote: > Just putting in a vote to stick to raw food here. Thanks, Lane > - > Froggy > rawfood > Tuesday, September 27, 2005 3:38 PM > [Raw Food] Man shall not live by bread alone > > > Jesus and Elvis : Coincidence?................. You decide! > > Jesus said: " Love thy neighbor. " (Matthew 22:39) > Elvis said: " Don't be cruel. " (RCA, 1956) > > Jesus is part of " the Trinity. " > Elvis' first band: a trio. > > Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25) > Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965) > > Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. > Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members. > > Jesus was resurrected. > Elvis had the famous 1968 " comeback " TV special. > > Jesus said, " If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink. " > (John 7:37) > Elvis said, " Drinks on me! " (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957) > > Matthew was one of Jesus' biographers. (The Gospel of Matthew) > Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute) > > " Jesus' clothes became a dazzling white " (Mark 9:3) > Elvis' snow-white jumpsuits dazzled audiences. > > Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land. > Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state. > > Jesus: the Lamb of God. > Elvis: had mutton chop sideburns. > > Jesus' Father is everywhere. > Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around a lot. > > Jesus was a carpenter. > Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop. > > Jesus wore a crown of thorns. > Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler. > > Jesus said: " Man shall not live by bread alone. " > Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 27, 2005 Report Share Posted September 27, 2005 I have to agree. I get enough of this kind of stuff from other sources. /gfj - " Lane Martin " rawfood Re: [Raw Food] Man shall not live by bread alone Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:45:54 -0300 Just putting in a vote to stick to raw food here. Thanks, Lane -- _________ Sign-up for Ads Free at Mail.com http://promo.mail.com/adsfreejump.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 oh well, well, another day raw for me today, aren't you proud of me, aren't you happy for me, i can just see you smile, happy that i have another day raw today, no more relapses for me, i'm going to ride this raw horse into the sunset, all the way to death. aren't you happy for me? rich, rich in spirit, rich in life, rich in blessings, rich in goodness and happiness and joy unspeakable, all because i'm raw, what a blessing god gives me, is all i have to do is not stick anything else in my mouth and he let's me feel so good, what a deal, what a contract i came into this life though with, just be raw and everything else will be alright, just one proviso, just one thing that i have to do, not a bad deal really for a truly joyous, enjoyable life, i mean how many people get a chance at a truly happy life, not many, but i could be one of them, even poor monetarily, if i stay raw. wish me luck and you go gail girl. rawfood , " Gail Johnson " <ebonysea7@c...> wrote: > I have to agree. I get enough of this kind of stuff from other sources. > > /gfj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Agreed! rawfood , " Lane Martin " <lanie@p...> wrote: > Just putting in a vote to stick to raw food here. Thanks, Lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 1, 2005 Report Share Posted October 1, 2005 raw, raw, raw, rawfood, rawfood, rawfood, food, food, food. rawfood , " birchtreemn " <birchtreemn> wrote: > Agreed! > > rawfood , " Lane Martin " <lanie@p...> wrote: > > Just putting in a vote to stick to raw food here. Thanks, Lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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