Warning the humor of the truth is on us

[Guest guest]

So, Osama Walks into This Bar, See? and Bush says, " Whad'l'ya have,

pardner? " and Osama says, " Well, George, what are you serving today? "

and Bush says, " Fear, " and Osama shouts, " Fear for everybody! " and

George pours it on for the crowd. Then the presidential bartender says,

" Hey, who's buying? " and Osama points a thumb at the crowd sucking down

their brew. " They are, " he says. And the two of them share a quiet laugh.