Guest guest Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Thought I would pass this along. Funny. MountainWings wrote: > ---------------- > MountainWings A MountainWings Moment > #6277 Wings Over The Mountains of Life > ---------------- > > Doctors and Guns > ================ > > Doctors: > (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. > (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000. > © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. > Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. > > Guns: > (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. > Yes, that is 80 million. > (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year all age groups > is 1,500. > © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188 > Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more > dangerous than gun owners. > > Remember, " Guns don't kill people, doctors do. " > > FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST > ONE DOCTOR. > > Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. > We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! > > Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the > statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to > panic and seek medical attention. > > ~Author Unknown~ > > ...of course this is a joke. > > Isn't it? > > Thank you for inviting MountainWings in your mailbox. > See you tomorrow. > > Send issue 6277 to a friend click http://www.ztaf.com/mw.htm > or simply click FORWARD on your email program Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 5, 2006 Report Share Posted October 5, 2006 I've seen this before and I LOVE IT! Thanks, Shari Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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