Performance of Cartier watches on elephants

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Animal rights activists and experts across the world are furiously

logging on to www.freewebs.com/elephantpolo, a website launched to

seek a ban on the polo match to be organised by Mark Shand, an

elephant activist and a relative of Camilla Parker, in association

with global watch makers Cartier Inc. (IT SEEMS THAT CARTIER WATCHES ARE

GIVING OUR ELEPHANTS A VERY BAD TIME BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO TURN THE

CLOCK BACK. MECHANICS THE WORLD OVER ARE TRYING TO FIX THEM.)