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oh man what a bummer... i wish i had something to offer you to help

get started again, but we've barely got enough seeds to get ourselves

started in the spring... hope things look up for you... got lots o

pumpkin seeds tho :-)

 

, EBbrewpunx@c... wrote:

> did you ever just have one of those years??

> yesterday, as we made our gargantuan feast and prepared to make

merry and the like, i decided to go do some work on the garden

> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll...

> the back patio was a mess of dirt and pots...

> seems there is a neighboring cat who is in heat, and was happily

inviting all the other hoodlum cats over fer a party of some sort...

> and they gleefully knocked over every single one of my seedlings,

the boards the seedlings were on, destroyed my basil plants, and made

sweet sweet love to the catmint..the poor plants are just mere lil

stubs now, choked in cat fur..the seedlings are all toast....

> then(yes it gets better)...i find out all the boards my ex had so

thoughtfully abandoned in the back and had been piled against the

back fence, well, it had all come crashing down, and took out the

reamining hollyhocks, and beat the bejeebers out of the lemon and

orange trees...

> why did it they come crashing down you ask? welllll..it seems that

the neighbors who reside behind me decided to trim there large plum

tree, and the branch limb hit our back fence, and knocked everything

over...real nice of them to tell me also.....not

> just like the other neighbors next door who cut down our plum trees

will we were in colorado

>

> i obviously am remiss on paying homage to the gardening gods er

something

> sheeesh

> i'm going back to bed..wake me when spring comes....

> er maybe i should go dump my gallons of homebrew as an offering????

> should i scamper skyclad under the wanning mexican sunflowers the

next new moon?

> hmmm..that would at least blind the neighbors i'm sure

> fraggle

> oh, hope everyone had a splendiferous thanxfernuthin

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Awwww Fraggle.... sorry :(

 

here...

 

((HUGZ))

 

better?

no?

k, then try the homebrew offering while skyclad and have s.o. get a

camera fer the rest of us ;)

 

hope it gets better hon

 

nikki :)

We know what we are, but we do not know what we can be.

Shakespeare

 

 

, EBbrewpunx@c... wrote:

> did you ever just have one of those years??

 

> <SNIP>>

 

> i'm going back to bed..wake me when spring comes....

> er maybe i should go dump my gallons of homebrew as an offering????

> should i scamper skyclad under the wanning mexican sunflowers the

next new moon?

> hmmm..that would at least blind the neighbors i'm sure

> fraggle

> oh, hope everyone had a splendiferous thanxfernuthin

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its kewl

its the freakin 3rd time i've lost my seedlingsi n the last 2 months...

and u should have seem my experinces earlier in the year

*rolls eyes*

ah well..not the end of the world, and i got a huge crop this year out of me

meager garden anywho...

can't complain

well..i could, but who would listen...and the year is almost over...fresh

start...

oh dear bacchus...a whole new year of hades...egads..

*crawls back under bed*

fraggle

 

 

" Josey " <cthulhu_23 wrote:

 

>oh man what a bummer... i wish i had something to offer you to help

>get started again, but we've barely got enough seeds to get ourselves

>started in the spring... hope things look up for you...  got lots o

>pumpkin seeds tho :-)

>

>, EBbrewpunx@c... wrote:

>> did you ever just have one of those years??

>> yesterday, as we made our gargantuan feast and prepared to make

>merry and the like, i decided to go do some work on the garden

>> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll...

>> the back patio was a mess of dirt and pots...

>> seems there is a neighboring cat who is in heat, and was happily

>inviting all the other hoodlum cats over fer a party of some sort...

>> and they gleefully knocked over every single one of my seedlings,

>the boards the seedlings were on, destroyed my basil plants, and made

>sweet sweet love to the catmint..the poor plants are just mere lil

>stubs now, choked in cat fur..the seedlings are all toast....

>> then(yes it gets better)...i find out all the boards my ex had so

>thoughtfully abandoned in the back and had been piled  against the

>back fence, well, it had all come crashing down, and took out the

>reamining hollyhocks, and beat the bejeebers out of the lemon and

>orange trees...

>> why did it they come crashing down you ask? welllll..it seems that

>the neighbors who reside behind me decided to trim there large plum

>tree, and the branch limb hit our back fence, and knocked everything

>over...real nice of them to tell me also.....not

>> just like the other neighbors next door who cut down our plum trees

>will we were in colorado

>>

>> i obviously am remiss on paying homage to the gardening gods er

>something

>> sheeesh

>> i'm going back to bed..wake me when spring comes....

>> er maybe i should go dump my gallons of homebrew as an offering????

>> should i scamper skyclad under the wanning mexican sunflowers  the

>next new moon?

>> hmmm..that would at least blind the neighbors i'm sure

>> fraggle

>> oh, hope everyone had a splendiferous thanxfernuthin

>

>

>To send an email to -

>

>

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Fraggle

 

Again! I'm so sorry to gear you are having such a bad gardening year. I

think you wil have to pay homage to the gods and do some protection spells.

I hope next year is better.

 

Jo

 

> oh man what a bummer... i wish i had something to offer you to help

> get started again, but we've barely got enough seeds to get ourselves

> started in the spring... hope things look up for you... got lots o

> pumpkin seeds tho :-)

 

 

 

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