Guest guest Posted November 29, 2002 Report Share Posted November 29, 2002 did you ever just have one of those years?? yesterday, as we made our gargantuan feast and prepared to make merry and the like, i decided to go do some work on the garden weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll... the back patio was a mess of dirt and pots... seems there is a neighboring cat who is in heat, and was happily inviting all the other hoodlum cats over fer a party of some sort... and they gleefully knocked over every single one of my seedlings, the boards the seedlings were on, destroyed my basil plants, and made sweet sweet love to the catmint..the poor plants are just mere lil stubs now, choked in cat fur..the seedlings are all toast.... then(yes it gets better)...i find out all the boards my ex had so thoughtfully abandoned in the back and had been piled against the back fence, well, it had all come crashing down, and took out the reamining hollyhocks, and beat the bejeebers out of the lemon and orange trees... why did it they come crashing down you ask? welllll..it seems that the neighbors who reside behind me decided to trim there large plum tree, and the branch limb hit our back fence, and knocked everything over...real nice of them to tell me also.....not just like the other neighbors next door who cut down our plum trees will we were in colorado i obviously am remiss on paying homage to the gardening gods er something sheeesh i'm going back to bed..wake me when spring comes.... er maybe i should go dump my gallons of homebrew as an offering???? should i scamper skyclad under the wanning mexican sunflowers the next new moon? hmmm..that would at least blind the neighbors i'm sure fraggle oh, hope everyone had a splendiferous thanxfernuthin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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