Dogs - You will love this one...and why we prefer to work with them..

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---------------Liked these......................and people wonder why we

have dogs--they have no idea what they're missing, do they????

 

There is more truth than poetry in some of the sayings

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his

tongue.

-Anonymous

 

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are

wonderful.

-Ann Landers

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they

went.

-Will Rogers

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Josh Billings

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy Rooney

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Boston Clam Chowder???

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.

And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

 

-M. Acklam

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Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,

who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

-Sigmund Freud

 

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

-Rita Rudner

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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times

before lying down

-Robert Benchley

 

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never wash ed a d og.

-Franklin P. Jones

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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I

have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

-James Thurber

 

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise

-Unknown

 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein

 

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a

grocery with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow.

They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

-Anne Tyler

 

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get

used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;

 

that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark Twain

 

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look

that says,

'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' < BR>- D ave Barry

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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras

 

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket

and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

 

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

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" One of the hardest things in life to learn is which bridge to cross and

which bridge to burn " *

 

 

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