Guest guest Posted December 9, 2002 Report Share Posted December 9, 2002 Sing this song to the tune of: " If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands " > > > >If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. > >If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq. > >If the terrorists are Saudi, > >And the bank takes back your Audi > >And the TV shows are bawdy, > >Bomb Iraq. > > > >If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq. > >And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq. > >If the smoking gun ain't smokin' > >We don't care, and we're not jokin'. > >That Saddam will soon be croakin', > >Bomb Iraq. > > > >Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq. > > From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq. > >So to hell with the inspections; > >Let's look tough for the elections, > >Close your mind and take directions, > >Bomb Iraq. > > > >While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq. > >Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq. > >If the ozone hole is growing, > >Some things we prefer not knowing. > >(Though our ignorance is showing), > >Bomb Iraq. > > > >So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq, > > From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq. > >Saying no would look like treason. > >It's the Hussein hunting season. > >Even if we have no reason, > >Bomb Iraq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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