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--- subprong <subprong wrote:

 

> I came across a head of garlic in my fridge this

> weekend. Do you all

> think I should throw it out?

 

I've used garlic that had sprouted like yours without

any problems but prefer to plant it. if you've a yard

or some pots each one of those cloves will grow into a

nice new head.

 

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ROFL! Hey, you have a green thumb. Now why on earth would you throw that

little sucker out? Plant it and see what happens or just let it continue as

it is since it is doing really well. It is really quite lovely if you ask me

and I have good taste. <grinning> I am surprised it grew in the refrigerator

though, but maybe that tells us more than you want us to know about your

housekeeping skills. My refrigerator only grows mold...maybe the light stays

on in your refrigerator even when the door is closed.

linda

 

" Whatever you do will be insignificant and it is very important that you do

it. "

Mohandas Gandhi

 

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" subprong " <subprong

 

 

> I came across a head of garlic in my fridge this weekend. Do you all

> think I should throw it out?

>

> Pic below...

>

> http://tinyurl.com/fhwqe

>

> S. :)

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Don't throw it out! Go grab your action figurines and

start playing War of the Worlds with it.

Or you could go the all-grown-up route and plant it. ;)

 

~ pt ~

 

Look, a mirage, like a round rim, a strange

Wizard's masterpiece about us:

An old line that's not there,

A boundary that never ends.

~ David Emrys James, 'Horizon'

~~~*~~~*~~~>

, subprong <subprong wrote:

>

> I came across a head of garlic in my fridge this weekend. Do you all

> think I should throw it out?

>

> Pic below...

>

> http://tinyurl.com/fhwqe

>

> S. :)

>

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What a cute little garlic with all that green hair

Save it for St. Patrick's and then you can share

I've eaten a garlic that looked just the same

Ate all the green sprouts--like chive's other name

So I wouldn't worry, not one little bit

grow it or eat it-- it'll keep ya quite fit!

 

PS:

I wouldn't eat brown parts, that's kind of a given

If you wanna stay healthy and spicy and livin'

:lol:

 

 

, subprong <subprong

wrote:

>

> I came across a head of garlic in my fridge this weekend. Do you

all

> think I should throw it out?

>

> Pic below...

>

> http://tinyurl.com/fhwqe

>

> S. :)

>

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I'm going to sell it on eBay, it's just freaking me out

Because with bright sun rays, it's growing huge antennae sprouts

 

I'll make millions of benjamins off of this crazy thing

I'll run down the streets yelling yippy, wahoo and cha-ching.

 

Off to the produce aisle I'll shop gleefully

Searching for the perfect garlic that shant be ugly

 

I'll look, search and tear the place apart

Nowhere to be found a garlic to help my heart

 

Memories come forth of how I treated that poor thing

Calling it names and selling it off to buy some bling-bling

 

I wish I would have planted it and not selfishly resisted..

All of the advice that the wonderful feralvegetarian members suggested....

 

 

 

On 3/7/06, cuppa_2u <> wrote:

>

> What a cute little garlic with all that green hair

> Save it for St. Patrick's and then you can share

> I've eaten a garlic that looked just the same

> Even ate the green sprouts--like chive's other name

> So I wouldn't worry, not one little bit

> grow it or eat it-- just don't throw a fit!

>

> :lol:

>

>

>

>

> , subprong <subprong

> wrote:

> >

> > I came across a head of garlic in my fridge this weekend. Do you

> all

> > think I should throw it out?

> >

> > Pic below...

> >

> > http://tinyurl.com/fhwqe

> >

> > S. :)

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

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OMGODDESS! We have warned you of such displays. ~PT~ do something, the man

has flipped his wig. I just want to know how many hours of sleep you lost

while composing this?

linda

 

" subprong " <subprong

 

 

> I'm going to sell it on eBay, it's just freaking me out

> Because with bright sun rays, it's growing huge antennae sprouts

>

> I'll make millions of benjamins off of this crazy thing

> I'll run down the streets yelling yippy, wahoo and cha-ching.

>

> Off to the produce aisle I'll shop gleefully

> Searching for the perfect garlic that shant be ugly

>

> I'll look, search and tear the place apart

> Nowhere to be found a garlic to help my heart

>

> Memories come forth of how I treated that poor thing

> Calling it names and selling it off to buy some bling-bling

>

> I wish I would have planted it and not selfishly resisted..

> All of the advice that the wonderful feralvegetarian members suggested....

>

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These two have flipped their lids!

They are creative though, i will say that.

i heard there was a Dr. Seuss virus going

around... i hope it isn't catching because

once i start with the limericks i usually

can't stop until somebody hits me upside the

head! ;)

 

~ pt ~

:::won't think in rhyme, won't think in rhyme...::::

 

A bit beyond perception's reach

I sometimes believe I see

that life is two locked boxes

each containing the other's key.

~Piet Hein, poet and scientist (1905-1996)

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, " linda " <lindai81 wrote:

>

> OMGODDESS! We have warned you of such displays. ~PT~ do something,

the man

> has flipped his wig. I just want to know how many hours of sleep you lost

> while composing this?

> linda

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Rhymers aren't quite the worst though. Last year I dated a man who called

himself a punster...he punned everything and I mean everything. It was cute

at first and a game, but it wasn't but a few dates later when it was so

totally annoying I stopped seeing him.

linda

 

" ~ PT ~ " <patchouli_troll

 

> These two have flipped their lids!

> They are creative though, i will say that.

> i heard there was a Dr. Seuss virus going

> around... i hope it isn't catching because

> once i start with the limericks i usually

> can't stop until somebody hits me upside the

> head! ;)

>

> ~ pt ~

> :::won't think in rhyme, won't think in rhyme...::::

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I picture the clove of your garlic regret

Remembering the spice you will never forget

 

The cluster of goodness you let slip away

To fill up your pockets you sent to ebay

 

I pity your blunder as you roam throught the night

concocting a poem to set your head right

 

I sense that it's hopeless for the garlic that grew

but hope that the green part will soon forgive you!

 

}{a }{a }{a

 

 

, subprong <subprong

wrote:

>

> I'm going to sell it on eBay, it's just freaking me out

> Because with bright sun rays, it's growing huge antennae sprouts

>

> I'll make millions of benjamins off of this crazy thing

> I'll run down the streets yelling yippy, wahoo and cha-ching.

>

> Off to the produce aisle I'll shop gleefully

> Searching for the perfect garlic that shant be ugly

>

> I'll look, search and tear the place apart

> Nowhere to be found a garlic to help my heart

>

> Memories come forth of how I treated that poor thing

> Calling it names and selling it off to buy some bling-bling

>

> I wish I would have planted it and not selfishly resisted..

> All of the advice that the wonderful feralvegetarian members

suggested....

>

>

>

> On 3/7/06, cuppa_2u <> wrote:

> >

> > What a cute little garlic with all that green hair

> > Save it for St. Patrick's and then you can share

> > I've eaten a garlic that looked just the same

> > Even ate the green sprouts--like chive's other name

> > So I wouldn't worry, not one little bit

> > grow it or eat it-- just don't throw a fit!

> >

> > :lol:

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > , subprong <subprong@>

> > wrote:

> > >

> > > I came across a head of garlic in my fridge this weekend. Do

you

> > all

> > > think I should throw it out?

> > >

> > > Pic below...

> > >

> > > http://tinyurl.com/fhwqe

> > >

> > > S. :)

> > >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

>

>

>

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Please have no flipping

it's not good for my lid!

action figures and garlic?

--just look what you did!

Toys with the breath

only mothers could stand

covering their mouths

with a garlic stalk hand!

This site makes me shudder

it gives me a fright

poor little garlics

they don't like to fight!

 

hahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

, " ~ PT ~ "

<patchouli_troll wrote:

>

> These two have flipped their lids!

> They are creative though, i will say that.

> i heard there was a Dr. Seuss virus going

> around... i hope it isn't catching because

> once i start with the limericks i usually

> can't stop until somebody hits me upside the

> head! ;)

>

> ~ pt ~

> :::won't think in rhyme, won't think in rhyme...::::

>

> A bit beyond perception's reach

> I sometimes believe I see

> that life is two locked boxes

> each containing the other's key.

> ~Piet Hein, poet and scientist (1905-1996)

> ~~~*~~~*~~~>

> , " linda " <lindai81@>

wrote:

> >

> > OMGODDESS! We have warned you of such displays. ~PT~ do

something,

> the man

> > has flipped his wig. I just want to know how many hours of sleep

you lost

> > while composing this?

> > linda

>

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OMGoddess! ~PT~ there are more than just a few of you guys out there. Holy

goddess. I haven't a rhyming bone in my body. So, maybe I am just jealous.

These are hysterical though!

linda

 

" cuppa_2u " <cuppa_2u

 

> I picture the clove of your garlic regret

> Remembering the spice you will never forget

>

> The cluster of goodness you let slip away

> To fill up your pockets you sent to ebay

>

> I pity your blunder as you roam throught the night

> concocting a poem to set your head right

>

> I sense that it's hopeless for the garlic that grew

> but hope that the green part will soon forgive you!

>

> }{a }{a }{a

>

>

> , subprong <subprong

> wrote:

> >

> > I'm going to sell it on eBay, it's just freaking me out

> > Because with bright sun rays, it's growing huge antennae sprouts

> >

> > I'll make millions of benjamins off of this crazy thing

> > I'll run down the streets yelling yippy, wahoo and cha-ching.

> >

> > Off to the produce aisle I'll shop gleefully

> > Searching for the perfect garlic that shant be ugly

> >

> > I'll look, search and tear the place apart

> > Nowhere to be found a garlic to help my heart

> >

> > Memories come forth of how I treated that poor thing

> > Calling it names and selling it off to buy some bling-bling

> >

> > I wish I would have planted it and not selfishly resisted..

> > All of the advice that the wonderful feralvegetarian members

> suggested....

> >

> >

> >

> > On 3/7/06, cuppa_2u <> wrote:

> > >

> > > What a cute little garlic with all that green hair

> > > Save it for St. Patrick's and then you can share

> > > I've eaten a garlic that looked just the same

> > > Even ate the green sprouts--like chive's other name

> > > So I wouldn't worry, not one little bit

> > > grow it or eat it-- just don't throw a fit!

> > >

> > > :lol:

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > , subprong <subprong@>

> > > wrote:

> > > >

> > > > I came across a head of garlic in my fridge this weekend. Do

> you

> > > all

> > > > think I should throw it out?

> > > >

> > > > Pic below...

> > > >

> > > > http://tinyurl.com/fhwqe

> > > >

> > > > S. :)

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

> >

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> OMGoddess! ~PT~ there are more than just a few of you guys out there.

> Holy goddess. I haven't a rhyming bone in my body. So, maybe I am just

> jealous. These are hysterical though!

 

 

Um, ditto that...

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On 3/7/06, ~ PT ~ <> wrote:

>

> Don't throw it out! Go grab your action figurines and

> start playing War of the Worlds with it.

>

 

*http://tinyurl.com/fyjqb*

 

Or you could go the all-grown-up route and plant it. ;)

>

 

I'm not all growed up yet. ;)

 

S. :)

 

~ pt ~

>

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Ok, ok...

 

I'll stop rhyming, I mean it.

Anybody want a peanut?

 

S. :)

 

 

 

On 3/8/06, linda <> wrote:

>

> OMGoddess! ~PT~ there are more than just a few of you guys out there.

> Holy

> goddess. I haven't a rhyming bone in my body. So, maybe I am just jealous.

> These are hysterical though!

> linda

>

>

 

 

 

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ROTFLMAO!!!

Everybody quick, click this tinyurl link for a good laugh.

 

http://tinyurl.com/fyjqb

That is classic, Shawn!

Now how did i guess you had some action figurines laying

around? Takes one to know one i guess. ;)

 

~ pt ~

 

It is a good thing to be happy alone. It is better to be

happy in company, but good to be happy alone.

~ Thomas Traherne, 'Centuries'

~~~*~~~*~~~>

, subprong <subprong wrote:

>

> On 3/7/06, ~ PT ~ <> wrote:

> >

> > Don't throw it out! Go grab your action figurines and

> > start playing War of the Worlds with it.

 

> *http://tinyurl.com/fyjqb*

> I'm not all growed up yet. ;)

>

> S. :)

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eeew! That was really bad Shawn.

linda

 

" subprong " <subprong

 

 

> Ok, ok...

>

> I'll stop rhyming, I mean it.

> Anybody want a peanut?

>

> S. :)

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Sorry Linda. It was a variation on a quote from " The Princess Bride " .

It had to be done...

 

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.

Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.

Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.

Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.

 

S. :)

 

On 3/9/06, linda <> wrote:

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> eeew! That was really bad Shawn.

>

> linda

>

> " subprong " <>

>

>

>

>

> > Ok, ok...

> >

> > I'll stop rhyming, I mean it.

> > Anybody want a peanut?

> >

> > S. :)

>

>

>

>

>

>

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, " linda " <lindai81 wrote:

>

> Rhymers aren't quite the worst though. Last year I dated a man who

called

> himself a punster...he punned everything and I mean everything. It

was cute

> at first and a game, but it wasn't but a few dates later when it was so

> totally annoying I stopped seeing him.

> linda

 

catching up on the posts; it's been a while. :)

 

so, in college i used to have pun-offs with my friend tim. we cleared

rooms. now i'm in my elephant joke phase, so i REALLY clear rooms. :)

 

oh, i just found a conference in washington, dc i plan to go to in

july... SO excited about going to sticky fingers again, and maybe

getting a vegan pizza at ella's!!! woo hoo!!!

 

melody

 

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