OT Canceling Out Christmas Calories was: you don't

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I got this in a newsletter from about.com the other day....Merry Christmas

everyone and enjoy the holiday goodies!!!

Michelle in VA

 

 

Holiday Humor

Top Ten Christmas Cookie Rules

If you eat a Christmas cookie fresh out of the oven, it has no calories

because everyone knows that the first cookie is the test and thus calorie

free.

If you drink a diet soda after eating your second cookie, it also has no

calories because the diet soda cancels out the cookie calories.

If a friend comes over while you are making your Christmas cookies and needs

to sample, you must sample with your friend. Because your friend's first

cookie is calorie free (see rule #1). It would be rude to let your friend

sample alone, and being the friend that you are, makes your cookie calorie

free as well.

Any cookie calories consumed while walking around will fall to your feet and

eventually fall off as you move. This is due to gravity and the density of

the caloric mass.

Any calories consumed during the frosting of the Christmas cookies will be

used up because it takes many calories to lick excess frosting from a knife

without cutting your tongue.

Cookies colored red or green have very few calories. Red ones have 3 and

green ones have 5 - one calorie for each letter. Make more red ones!

Cookies eaten while watching Miracle on 34th Street have no calories because

they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal

fuel.

As always, cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breaking

causes calorie leakage.

Any cookies consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the

calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to their

plate. We all know how calories like to CLING!

And finally...

Any cookies consumed while feeling stressed have no calories because cookies

used for medicinal purposes NEVER have calories. It's a rule!

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

I've seen this and loved it.

Made the mistake of deleting it, this one I'm making a copy of.

Thanks for posting!!

Carol

 

--- On Wed, 12/24/08, Michelle Reeves <michfellows wrote:

 

 

Michelle Reeves <michfellows

Re: OT Canceling Out Christmas Calories was: you

don't

 

Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 5:17 PM

 

 

 

 

 

 

I got this in a newsletter from about.com the other day....Merry Christmas

everyone and enjoy the holiday goodies!!!

Michelle in VA

 

Holiday Humor

Top Ten Christmas Cookie Rules