Guest guest Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 A touch of humour for Sunday morning :-) > HOW TO FIND INNER PEACE > > I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could > all use a little more calmness in our lives. > > By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can > find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, " The way to achieve inner > peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never > completed. " > > So, I looked around my house to see all the things I'd started and > hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished > off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of > Bailey's Irish Cream, bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the > remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, > some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking > good I feel right now. > > Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner > peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 LOL - not quite the way he meant it! Jo - " metalscarab " <metalscarab " Vegan Chat " Sunday, February 10, 2008 9:37 AM Fw: How to find inner peace > A touch of humour for Sunday morning :-) > > > > HOW TO FIND INNER PEACE > > > > I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could > > all use a little more calmness in our lives. > > > > By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can > > find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, " The way to achieve inner > > peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never > > completed. " > > > > So, I looked around my house to see all the things I'd started and > > hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished > > off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of > > Bailey's Irish Cream, bottle of Kahula, a package of Oreos, the > > remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, > > some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking > > good I feel right now. > > > > Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner > > peace. > > > > > To send an email to - > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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