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Jul 10, 2008 9:00 AMChickens scorn paranoid left-wingers who claim 'eggs are stolen and eaten'Gayalondiel <maddy.anderson

 

Chickens scorn paranoid left-wingers who claim 'eggs are stolen and eaten'

An urgent demand for all chickens to cease laying eggs while they continue to be collected 'for safe care' by humans was dismissed as the 'mad posturing of a paranoid and deranged group of left wing extremists' by mainstream chicken opinion yesterday.

The radical Chicken Alliance has claimed for some time that humans have an ulterior motive in the generous provision of food and shelter for millions of hens and are not just doing it all out of the goodness of their own heart. 'I think it's sad that they can't imagine the humans are just being kind. But the Alliance's claims are so nutty, no moderate or sensible chicken could possibly entertain them for a moment' commented Henrietta, a well-respected Rhode Island Red yesterday.

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