Guest guest Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb?ARIES:Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS:One, but just try to convince them that the burned-outbulb is useless and should be thrown away.GEMINI:Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussingwho is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! CANCER:Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to helpthem through the grieving process.LEO:Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agentwill get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.. VIRGO:Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.LIBRA:Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two.Is that OK with you?SCORPIO:That information is strictly secret and shared only with theEnlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient HierarchicalOrder.SAGITTARIUS:The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-outlight bulb?CAPRICORN:I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.AQUARIUS:Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... PISCES:Light bulb? What light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 Its so true, my bithday is coming up but its a secret so dont tell any one. SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. , chrism <> wrote: > > How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb? > > ARIES: > Just one. You want to make something of it? > > TAURUS: > One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out > bulb is useless and should be thrown away. > > GEMINI: > Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussing > who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! > > CANCER: > Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help > them through the grieving process. > > LEO: > Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent > will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.. > > VIRGO: > Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth. > > LIBRA: > Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. > Is that OK with you? > > SCORPIO: > That information is strictly secret and shared only with the > Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical > Order. > > SAGITTARIUS: > The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives > ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out > light bulb? > > CAPRICORN: > I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. > > AQUARIUS: > Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... > > PISCES: > Light bulb? What light bulb? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 25, 2006 Report Share Posted October 25, 2006 That would be a sight for sore eyes especially if she was wearing a mini skirt. , chrism <> wrote: > > > A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it. - > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 dear chrism thanks for the chuckles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 oh Chris that is so funny.....thanks for sharing I am on the floor laughing so hard..... much love--Andrea "con infinito amore e luce" - with endless love & light :x Andrea johndplumber <jaganath Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 12:25:22 AM Re: [ for amusement s sake.... That would be a sight for sore eyes especially if she was wearing a mini skirt.Kundalini-Awakening -Systems- 1 , chrism <@ ...> wrote:>> > A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it. -> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 this is a keeper and your comic relief is so very refreshing.... Love--Andrea "con infinito amore e luce" - with endless love & light :x Andrea <> Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 11:19:13 PM Re: [ for amusement s sake.... How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb?ARIES:Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS:One, but just try to convince them that the burned-outbulb is useless and should be thrown away.GEMINI:Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussingwho is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! CANCER:Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to helpthem through the grieving process.LEO:Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agentwill get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.. VIRGO:Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.LIBRA:Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two.Is that OK with you?SCORPIO:That information is strictly secret and shared only with theEnlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient HierarchicalOrder.SAGITTARIUS:The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-outlight bulb?CAPRICORN:I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.AQUARIUS:Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... PISCES:Light bulb? What light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 , chrism <> wrote: > > > A blonde goes horse back riding. > It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. the horse or the blonde? -brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 LOL, Sherri --The high destiny of the individual is to serve rather than rule-Albert Einstein -------------- Original message -------------- <> How many members of your Sun sign does it take to change a light bulb?ARIES:Just one. You want to make something of it? TAURUS:One, but just try to convince them that the burned-outbulb is useless and should be thrown away.GEMINI:Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep discussingwho is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! CANCER:Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to helpthem through the grieving process.LEO:Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agentwill get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.. VIRGO:Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.LIBRA:Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two.Is that OK with you?SCORPIO:That information is strictly secret and shared only with theEnlightened Ones in th e Star Chamber of the Ancient HierarchicalOrder.SAGITTARIUS:The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-outlight bulb?CAPRICORN:I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.AQUARIUS:Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... PISCES:Light bulb? What light bulb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 is all I am going to say..... sideways laughing on the floor....Much Love--Andrea "con infinito amore e luce" - with endless love & light :x Andrea a_seventh_son <a_seventh_son Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 9:33:16 AM Re: [ for amusement s sake.... Kundalini-Awakening -Systems- 1 , chrism<@ ...> wrote:>> > A blonde goes horse back riding. > It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. the horse or the blonde?-brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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