Guest guest Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 FW: Installing " love " > >> >>Installing Love >> >>Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? >>Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. >>Can you guide me through the process? >> >>Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? >>Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I >>do first? >> >>Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your >>Heart? >>Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it >>okay to install Love while they are running? >> >>Tech Support: What programs are running? >>Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and >>Resentment running right now. >> >>Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your >>current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it >>will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low >>Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you >>have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent >>Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off? >>Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? >> >>Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. >>Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been >>completely erased. >>Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal? >> >>Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You >>need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades. >>Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, " Error - Program >>not run on external components. " What should I do? >> >>Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to >>run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In >>non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you >>can Love others. >>Customer: So, what should I do? >> >>Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following >>files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations. >>Customer: Okay, done. >> >>Tech Support: Now, copy them to the " My Heart " directory. The system will >>overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. >>Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and >>empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes >>back. >>Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is >>playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all >>over My Heart. Is this normal? >> >>Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually >>everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. >>One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and >>its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with >>others and return some cool modules back to you. >>Customer: Thank you, God. >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 I really, really loved this Richard, Being married to a computer geek I see things often as programmes running, me and my husband often talk about the human condition as systems, networks and programmes. Thanks very much, will forward this to some friends Love love love elektra x x x (I'm ready for my programme update) Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Hey cool right i felt the same...................R. >Elektra Fire <elektra.fire > > >Re: From R Stuart & Co. - >Installing Love >Mon, 6 Nov 2006 03:28:28 +0000 (GMT) > >I really, really loved this Richard, >Being married to a computer geek I see things often as >programmes running, me and my husband often talk about >the human condition as systems, networks and >programmes. >Thanks very much, will forward this to some friends > >Love love love elektra x x x (I'm ready for my >programme update) > >Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger. _______________ Not only does Windows Live™ OneCare™ provide all-in-one PC care to keep your computer protected and well-maintained, but it also makes creating backup files a breeze. Try it today! http://ideas.live.com/programpage.aspx?versionid=b2456790-90e6-4d28-9219-5d7207d\ 94d45 & mkt=en-ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Richard, This was great! Thanks, Ray , " chrism " <> wrote: > > FW: Installing " love " > > > > > >> > >>Installing Love > >> > >>Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? > >>Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install > Love. > >>Can you guide me through the process? > >> > >>Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? > >>Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What > do I > >>do first? > >> > >>Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you > located > your > >>Heart? > >>Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is > it > >>okay to install Love while they are running? > >> > >>Tech Support: What programs are running? > >>Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and > >>Resentment running right now. > >> > >>Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from > your > >>current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory > but > it > >>will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually > override > Low > >>Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. > However, you > >>have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs > prevent > >>Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off? > >>Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? > >> > >>Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke > Forgiveness. > >>Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have > been > >>completely erased. > >>Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that > normal? > >> > >>Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base > program. > You > >>need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the > upgrades. > >>Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, " Error - > Program > >>not run on external components. " What should I do? > >> > >>Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set > up > to > >>run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In > >>non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself > before > you > >>can Love others. > >>Customer: So, what should I do? > >> > >>Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the > following > >>files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your > Limitations. > >>Customer: Okay, done. > >> > >>Tech Support: Now, copy them to the " My Heart " directory. The > system > will > >>overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty > programming. > >>Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all > directories > and > >>empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never > comes > >>back. > >>Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile > is > >>playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying > themselves all > >>over My Heart. Is this normal? > >> > >>Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but > eventually > >>everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and > running. > >>One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give > it and > >>its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share > it > with > >>others and return some cool modules back to you. > >>Customer: Thank you, God. > >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 It seema friend of mine has forwarded the following link though at this stage still wishs to remain unonomous its a good link http://home.ramonsky.com/stuff/icmm/intro.html , " raazor1 " <raazor wrote: > > Richard, > This was great! > > Thanks, > > Ray > , " chrism " > <@> wrote: > > > > FW: Installing " love " > > > > > > > > > >> > > >>Installing Love > > >> > > >>Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? > > >>Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to > install > > Love. > > >>Can you guide me through the process? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? > > >>Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. > What > > do I > > >>do first? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you > > located > > your > > >>Heart? > > >>Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. > Is > > it > > >>okay to install Love while they are running? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: What programs are running? > > >>Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge > and > > >>Resentment running right now. > > >> > > >>Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt > from > > your > > >>current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory > > but > > it > > >>will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually > > override > > Low > > >>Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. > > However, you > > >>have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those > programs > > prevent > > >>Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off? > > >>Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me > how? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke > > Forgiveness. > > >>Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment > have > > been > > >>completely erased. > > >>Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is > that > > normal? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base > > program. > > You > > >>need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the > > upgrades. > > >>Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It > says, " Error - > > Program > > >>not run on external components. " What should I do? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is > set > > up > > to > > >>run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. > In > > >>non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself > > before > > you > > >>can Love others. > > >>Customer: So, what should I do? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the > > following > > >>files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your > > Limitations. > > >>Customer: Okay, done. > > >> > > >>Tech Support: Now, copy them to the " My Heart " directory. The > > system > > will > > >>overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty > > programming. > > >>Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all > > directories > > and > > >>empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and > never > > comes > > >>back. > > >>Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. > Smile > > is > > >>playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying > > themselves all > > >>over My Heart. Is this normal? > > >> > > >>Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but > > eventually > > >>everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and > > running. > > >>One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to > give > > it and > > >>its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn > share > > it > > with > > >>others and return some cool modules back to you. > > >>Customer: Thank you, God. > > >> > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.