Seasonal Humor-Reply

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What a deep and emotionally charged work of art!

I am filled with the JOY of the season!

Thanks for the laugh!

SC

 

, " novalees "

<Novalees wrote:

>

> The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)

>

>

> On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival,

my

> Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship

gave

> to

> me:

>

> TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

>

> ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of

> members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called

for

> in

> their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a

> note),

>

> TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal

> ruling class system leaping,

>

> NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

>

> EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-

products

> from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

>

> SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

>

> SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal

> products,

>

> FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic

> incarceration,

>

> (NOTE after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to

throw

> red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and

partridge

> have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further

> Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been

> revised.)

>

> FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

>

> THREE deconstructionist poets

>

> TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree

carcasses

>

> AND a Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

>

>

>

> Thanks to Mary Campbell

>