Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. " " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents. " He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one. " " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your marriage? " " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a divorce? " " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 An excellent insight! Thank you! :) SC , " novalees " <Novalees wrote: > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " .......... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Thanks! That was hilarious! Love, Jeannette , " novalees " <Novalees wrote: > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " > > She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of > the property with a stream running by. " > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's > parents. " > > He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really > needed one. " > > " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your marriage? " > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily > like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a > divorce? " > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a > divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Got a giggle out of me. hehehe! Seriously though, I would bet a wooden nickle that most divorces happen because of a lack of communication. CC , " novalees " <Novalees wrote: > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " > > She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of > the property with a stream running by. " > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's > parents. " > > He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really > needed one. " > > " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your marriage? " > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily > like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a > divorce? " > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a > divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 Yes, and most all problems, too. Lack of communication or misunderstanding the communication. imho Love, dhyana , " crazycats711 " <crazycats711 wrote: > > Got a giggle out of me. hehehe! > > Seriously though, I would bet a wooden nickle that most divorces > happen because of a lack of communication. > > CC > > , " novalees " > <Novalees@> wrote: > > > > A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and > > asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " > > > > She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home in the middle > of > > the property with a stream running by. " > > > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > > > " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. > > > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my > husband's > > parents. " > > > > He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have never really > > needed one. " > > > > " Please, " he tried again, " Is there any infidelity in your > marriage? " > > > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't > necessarily > > like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. " > > > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > > > " Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I > do. " > > > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you want a > > divorce? " > > > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted a > > divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me. " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 ha ha ha bloody ha..... love it , LMAO love ya elektra x x x _________ Mail is the world's favourite email. Don't settle for less, sign up for your free account today http://uk.rd./evt=44106/*http://uk.docs./mail/winter07.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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