Guest guest Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 ROFL! I love the way you can turn all your experiences into poems. I hope you did manage to get to the store for some food. Linda , tara jacoby <tjmassage7777 wrote: > > White chocolate soap > > I'd just got my first apartment. > I'd been living there a week. > Though I remembered everything else.. > I found I had nothing to eat. > I could have walked right down to the store. > Instead, I sat around whining..until nearly four. > Such a baby, I just moped about. > Until I was too sick to even go out. > Famished..I made my way downstairs. > Surprised, to see a package..sitting right there. > I examined it for a moment..not believing it was for me. > After ripping it half open, I smelled a delicious treat. > Oh my gosh! It's chocolate! > I ran upstairs, and finished opening it. > Lord, you must've known I was hungry. > For just now, this appeared for me. > Smiling eyes and prayerful hands. > So happy that I could sing and dance. > Chocolate! white chocolate! > Waiting at my doorstep! > Who would ever dream of such a thing? > Or even think to hope? > Spitting bitter fragments, in the sink... > all along..it was soap. > Lord, I know you're up there laughing. > I half angrily said. > For there was no pamphlet or card to tell me.. > that it was gourmet soap, instead. > Smiling, I thought of how very silly it all was. > For a twenty two year old...to have a mouth filled with suds. > > Unfortunately, this is a true story. (smile) > > Love, > Tara > > > > Be a better sports nut! Let your teams follow you with Mobile. Try it now. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 2, 2007 Report Share Posted December 2, 2007 Yes, I finally gave up.. after washing (oh, I mean endlessly RINSING) the soap from my teeth. I had to actually SCRUB with the toothbrush and clear water, since I did (like an IDIOT) bite into the bar of soap..and yes, chew. It must've taken 10 minutes, before the last sud was rinsed from my teeth. Then after hungrily and 'frustatedly' (I know that's not really a word) crying on the floor (like an idiot, in case that wasn't clear), I FINALLY...got my own food. I did in fact live on my own, so I really don't know what I was waiting for. KIDS! LOL Love, Tara >Linda <crazycats711 wrote: > ROFL! I love the way you can turn all your experiences into poems. I >hope you did manage to get to the store for some food. >Linda , tara jacoby <tjmassage7777 wrote: > > White chocolate soap > > I'd just got my first apartment. > I'd been living there a week. > Though I remembered everything else.. > I found I had nothing to eat. > I could have walked right down to the store. > Instead, I sat around whining..until nearly four. > Such a baby, I just moped about. > Until I was too sick to even go out. > Famished..I made my way downstairs. > Surprised, to see a package..sitting right there. > I examined it for a moment..not believing it was for me. > After ripping it half open, I smelled a delicious treat. > Oh my gosh! It's chocolate! > I ran upstairs, and finished opening it. > Lord, you must've known I was hungry. > For just now, this appeared for me. > Smiling eyes and prayerful hands. > So happy that I could sing and dance. > Chocolate! white chocolate! > Waiting at my doorstep! > Who would ever dream of such a thing? > Or even think to hope? > Spitting bitter fragments, in the sink... > all along..it was soap. > Lord, I know you're up there laughing. > I half angrily said. > For there was no pamphlet or card to tell me.. > that it was gourmet soap, instead. > Smiling, I thought of how very silly it all was. > For a twenty two year old...to have a mouth filled with suds. > > Unfortunately, this is a true story. (smile) > > Love, > Tara > > > > Be a better sports nut! Let your teams follow you with Mobile. Try it now. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 Ha ha silly Tara, you are not supposed to eat soap!!! Reminds me of a story my beloved adopted Grandma told me , she loved chocolate too, she was at her daughter-in-laws house and was going to baby sit. When no one was looking she went in to the kitchen opened the fridge and saw a dish with brown stuff on it on the top shelf and thought it was chocolate (don't ask me why?) , she took a big hand full of it and shuved it in her mouth only to find it was cat food. She found this to be highly amusing!!! She had a great sense of humour. Love and hugs Lektra x x x ________ Sent from - the World's favourite mail http://uk.mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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