Some humor from an apprentice

[Guest guest]

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her

eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and

she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a

seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The

bowl was filled with water, and in the water

floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and

scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the

better of him and he could no longer resist. " Miss Beatrice " , he

said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " pointing to the bowl.

 

" Oh, yes, " she replied, " Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the

park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it

would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu

all winter? "

[Guest guest]

How funny, I recently got that same one in my inbox. Isn't it great!?

Still laughing,

Valarie

 

 

, " chrism "

<> wrote:

>

> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her

> eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her

sweetness

> and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her

and

> she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to

have a

> seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond

organ,

> the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The

> bowl was filled with water, and in the water

> floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and

> scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his

curiosity

> about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got

the

> better of him and he could no longer resist. " Miss Beatrice " , he

> said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " pointing to the

bowl.

>

> " Oh, yes, " she replied, " Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through

the

> park a few months ago and I found this little package on the

ground.

> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that

it

> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the

flu

> all winter? "

>

[Guest guest]

LOL! When I read stuff like that I have to wonder about the mind of

the person who created such a joke was like. Or did it really come

from a real story? Hehe! My mother-in-law was always telling such

jokes, it reminded me of her. BTW, my mom-in-law's name was Beatrice.

I loved her deeply and her jokes.

 

Thanks for sharing, it brought laughter and some fun

memories.

 

Love

Linda

 

 

, " chrism "

<> wrote:

>

> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her

> eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her

sweetness

> and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her

and

> she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to

have a

> seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond

organ,

> the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.

The

> bowl was filled with water, and in the water

> floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and

> scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his

curiosity

> about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got

the

> better of him and he could no longer resist. " Miss Beatrice " , he

> said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " pointing to the

bowl.

>

> " Oh, yes, " she replied, " Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through

the

> park a few months ago and I found this little package on the

ground.

> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that

it

> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the

flu

> all winter? "

>

[Guest guest]

This is just too funny Chrism! Thank you for sharing with us! I am laughing

still from reading it! Toooo Funny!

 

Love,

Katherine

 

 

 

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008 3:00:05 PM

Some humor from an apprentice

 

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her

eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness

and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and

she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a

seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,

the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The

bowl was filled with water, and in the water

floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and

scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the

better of him and he could no longer resist. " Miss Beatrice " , he

said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? " pointing to the bowl.

 

" Oh, yes, " she replied, " Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the

park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it

would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu

all winter? "

 

 

 

 

 

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[Guest guest]

Dear Chrism,

 

That is funny ~ Thank you!

 

Someone just sent me this clip:

 

> Good ole boy Bush was here in Torrance today at Robinson Helicopter.

 

Yes, there's a clip of his performance here:

 

http://wimp.com/bushcomedy/

 

 

Love, Angelina

 

 

 

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