Some humor from an apprentice ha... ha... he...he...

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Chrism

Now that is an excellent joke - I hope you have more

for the seminar.

 

blessings and love

 

nick

--- chrism <> wrote:

 

> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her

> eighties and had never been married. She was admired

> for her sweetness

> and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came

> to call on her and

> she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She

> invited him to have a

> seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her

> old Hammond organ,

> the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting

> on top of it. The

> bowl was filled with water, and in the water

> floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned

> with tea and

> scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to

> stifle his curiosity

> about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but

> soon it got the

> better of him and he could no longer resist. " Miss

> Beatrice " , he

> said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this? "

> pointing to the bowl.

>

> " Oh, yes, " she replied, " Isn't it wonderful? I was

> walking through the

> park a few months ago and I found this little

> package on the ground.

> The directions said to place it on the organ, keep

> it wet and that it

> would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I

> haven't had the flu

> all winter? "

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