Guest guest Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, " You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee. " Wife replies, " No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. " Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me. " So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... " HEBREWS " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 Thanks Chrism, I really needed a good chuckle , " chrism " <> wrote: > > A man and his wife were having an argument about who > should brew the coffee each morning. > The wife said, " You should do it because you get up first, > and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. > The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and > you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my > coffee. " > Wife replies, " No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible > that > the man should do the coffee. " > Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me. " > So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him > at > the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... " HEBREWS " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 30, 2008 Report Share Posted January 30, 2008 LMAO, I love that one! Sarita , " chrism " <> wrote: > > A man and his wife were having an argument about who > should brew the coffee each morning. > The wife said, " You should do it because you get up first, > and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. > The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and > you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my > coffee. " > Wife replies, " No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible > that > the man should do the coffee. " > Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me. " > So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him > at > the top of several pages, that it indeed says .......... " HEBREWS " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 31, 2008 Report Share Posted January 31, 2008 Hi Chrism Maybe we should have a jokes listing somewhere, I love humour, it always raises the vibrations. thanks blessings and love nick --- chrism <> wrote: > A man and his wife were having an argument about who > should brew the coffee each morning. > The wife said, " You should do it because you get up > first, > and then we don't have to wait as long to get our > coffee. > The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking > around here and > you should do it, because that is your job, and I > can just wait for my > coffee. " > Wife replies, " No, you should do it, and besides, it > is in the Bible > that > the man should do the coffee. " > Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me. " > So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New > Testament and showed him > at > the top of several pages, that it indeed says > .......... " HEBREWS " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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