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Melissa,

Sis, lets have some virtual ones! You crack me up, thanks for all the

giggles! Here's one:

FW: Opening the Clown Chakra

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Enjoy.....Jacqui

 

 

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manifestnews <manifestnews%40getresponse.com>] On Behalf Of

Tom Murasso

Sunday, June 08, 2008 10:57 AM

Jacqui Johnson

Opening the Clown Chakra

 

Opening The Clown Chakra

 

Recently, scientists have found that all our problems can

be placed under one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is

the leading cause of disharmony.

 

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a

new source of healing.

 

It is a psychic energy point located between the heart

energy center (chakra) and the throat energy center (chakra).

 

It is called the " Clown Chakra. "

 

If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial

problems; if their relationships are in the pits; if they are

in ill health; if they have a need to sue people; if they find

fault with another; then their clown chakra is imbalanced.

 

When this happens, scientists have observed under high-powered

microscopes that the cells of every organ display a sad face;

and when the clown chakra is open and functioning normally,

the cells display a happy face.

 

Who knew!

 

If a person is ill, it is because the mind has projected

guilt or shame onto the cells of the body and has forced out

the love that is normally found within the body.

 

The cells are therefore saying, " I Lack Love " , or " ILL " for

short.

 

Scientists also recently discovered that all disease is due

to the fact that the cells are " out of ease " or " dis-eased. "

 

When the clown chakra is opened and " playing " properly, the

psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment,

all grievances, unhappiness and so on, and then converts this

negative and imbalanced energy into tiny red heart-shaped

balloons.

 

The red heart balloons contain God's Love and Joy. These

balloons are directed to the " dis-eased " cell or situation,

and a happy face instantly appears.

 

When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

 

Sometimes these red heart balloons, called endorphins, are

due to the fact that when anyone experiences them the feeling

of separation ends - they experience being back home with the

divine and hence are no longer an orphan.

 

This is the well known " end orphan " (endorphin) effect.

 

So if you think someone is attacking you, it is recommended

that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped balloons

filled with God's Love and Joy.

 

Remember to keep your clown chakra open, you must remember

to laugh - seriousness also causes reincarnation!

 

Love & Light, Carol