Guest guest Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist. Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, 'Why are you laughing, Mister?' 'I was just thinking about my own funeral,' the man replied. 'I'm a gynecologist'........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 And the proctologist was passed out in the back.... , "chrism" <> wrote:>> One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his> coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red> roses.> > When the pastor finished the sermon, and everyone said their good-byes,> the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart> closed again. It was a majestic tribute to the much loved> cardiologist.> > Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.> > Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked,> > 'Why are you laughing, Mister?'> > 'I was just thinking about my own funeral,' the man replied.> > 'I'm a gynecologist'........> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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