Kundalini People in the MD’s Office

[Guest guest]

Patient:"Oh doctor I feel as if there is a snake writhing inside my spine andstreet lights blow out when I walk under them. Christ visited mesaying I should be more forgiving. Sometimes I feel as if there is ahole between my eyebrows and often I feel like I'm wearing a helmet.I see lights behind my closed eyes andI see ghosts or people that walk through the walls. I also see faces whenI close my eyes. I hear a constant HUM and the sounds of millions of bees and crickets and my body twists into theseyoga like positions at night when I sleep and often during the day.Sometimes I know what people are thinking and sometimes I have anorgasm every twenty feet when I'm out shopping. Oh doctor whats WRONGwith

me!?"Elektra: Have you been drinking that cactus juice again! I'll put some music on lets dance!heeheehee x x x---

[Guest guest]

LOL. I think we may have been in some of the same places. Plus whatever those

doctors have has spread to my family.

 

 

 

 

--- On Wed, 11/26/08, chrism <> wrote:

 

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> Kundalini People in the MD’s Office

>

> Wednesday, November 26, 2008, 4:28 AM

> Patient:

>

> " Oh doctor I feel as if there is a snake writhing

> inside my spine and

> street lights blow out when I walk under them. Christ

> visited me

> saying I should be more forgiving. Sometimes I feel as if

> there is a

> hole between my eyebrows and often I feel like I'm

> wearing a helmet.

> I see lights behind my closed eyes and

> I see ghosts or people that walk through the walls. I also

> see faces

> when

> I close my eyes. I hear a constant HUM and the sounds of

> millions of

> bees and crickets and my body twists into these

> yoga like positions at night when I sleep and often during

> the day.

> Sometimes I know what people are thinking and sometimes I

> have an

> orgasm every twenty feet when I'm out shopping. Oh

> doctor whats WRONG

> with me!? "

>

> MD: " Hows your insurance? "

>

>