Guest guest Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Associated Kundalini Press (AKP wire)Local reportsLos Angeles – A Tiger Shakti was sighted and maulings were experienced in the west Los Angeles area of southern California over the weekend on May third. Victims were heard screaming and shouting prayers to God as others tried to help them inside of this experience. Approximately fifteen people were in the vicinity of Gateway Blv. and the 405 freeway in the west Los Angeles area when this event occurred and there were no egotistic survivors. One man was found wandering the corridors of a seminar facility with ripped medical clothing and hair missing from the top of his head mumbling gibberish and was taken away. The ShaktiTiger attack occurred at "The GATEWAY / a Portal for Growth & Wellness" heart-to-heart and left only puddles of a clear slightly viscous watery fluid on the floor with accompanying fluid spatters as though from a thrashing individual. Spontaneous symptoms of love were and are still being experienced due to this attack. Witnesses reported the sounds and yells of the victims as others tried to help them. Shouts of "Anna grab his hands!" and "Grab the feet!!!" were heard as the maulings were taking place. Dr. Drish Karma PhD. ShD. An expert in the field cautioned the public against panic."This is an extremely rare event and in no way does anyone have a cause to fear. Those with "out thrust egoic symptoms" may want to stay indoors for a time" The Shakti Tiger was last seen leaving the area in a northbound direction into the mountains of northern California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 hahahhahahhhahha From: Date: Tue, 5 May 2009 16:21:17 +0000 Tiger Shakti Mauling Associated Kundalini Press (AKP wire)Local reportsLos Angeles – A Tiger Shakti was sighted and maulings were experienced in the west Los Angeles area of southern California over the weekend on May third. Victims were heard screaming and shouting prayers to God as others tried to help them inside of this experience. Approximately fifteen people were in the vicinity of Gateway Blv. and the 405 freeway in the west Los Angeles area when this event occurred and there were no egotistic survivors. One man was found wandering the corridors of a seminar facility with ripped medical clothing and hair missing from the top of his head mumbling gibberish and was taken away. The ShaktiTiger attack occurred at "The GATEWAY / a Portal for Growth & Wellness" heart-to-heart (AT) thegatewayportal (DOT) com and left only puddles of a clear slightly viscous watery fluid on the floor with accompanying fluid spatters as though from a thrashing individual. Spontaneous symptoms of love were and are still being experienced due to this attack. Witnesses reported the sounds and yells of the victims as others tried to help them. Shouts of "Anna grab his hands!" and "Grab the feet!!!" were heard as the maulings were taking place. Dr. Drish Karma PhD. ShD. An expert in the field cautioned the public against panic."This is an extremely rare event and in no way does anyone have a cause to fear. Those with "out thrust egoic symptoms" may want to stay indoors for a time" The Shakti Tiger was last seen leaving the area in a northbound direction into the mountains of northern California. Hotmail® has a new way to see what's up with your friends. Check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I SURVIVED THE TIGER SHAKTI ATTACK!!!! <> Sent: Tuesday, May 5, 2009 9:21:17 AM Tiger Shakti Mauling Associated Kundalini Press (AKP wire) Local reports Los Angeles – A Tiger Shakti was sighted and maulings were experienced in the west Los Angeles area of southern California over the weekend on May third. Victims were heard screaming and shouting prayers to God as others tried to help them inside of this experience. Approximately fifteen people were in the vicinity of Gateway Blv. and the 405 freeway in the west Los Angeles area when this event occurred and there were no egotistic survivors. One man was found wandering the corridors of a seminar facility with ripped medical clothing and hair missing from the top of his head mumbling gibberish and was taken away. The ShaktiTiger attack occurred at "The GATEWAY / a Portal for Growth & Wellness" heart-to-heart@ thegatewayportal .com and left only puddles of a clear slightly viscous watery fluid on the floor with accompanying fluid spatters as though from a thrashing individual. Spontaneous symptoms of love were and are still being experienced due to this attack. Witnesses reported the sounds and yells of the victims as others tried to help them. Shouts of "Anna grab his hands!" and "Grab the feet!!!" were heard as the maulings were taking place. Dr. Drish Karma PhD. ShD. An expert in the field cautioned the public against panic. "This is an extremely rare event and in no way does anyone have a cause to fear. Those with "out thrust egoic symptoms" may want to stay indoors for a time" The Shakti Tiger was last seen leaving the area in a northbound direction into the mountains of northern California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Thank you for the descriptive narrative. Sounds as if Shakti is ready to come out and make herself known to all those interested or ready to receive her. Did you film this ?? Would make a good you tube movie for those into new ways to spend a Sunday afternoon. You are one funny teacher... e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Hilarious...thanks for the humour...I needed it. Be Well, Ernie , " chrism " <> wrote: > > > Associated Kundalini Press > > (AKP wire) > > Local reports > > > Los Angeles – A Tiger Shakti was sighted and maulings were > experienced in the west Los Angeles area of southern California over the > weekend on May third. Victims were heard screaming and shouting prayers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 The tiger came to me in an idea and I looked the tiger in the eye. I saw myself in the eye of the tiger and thought, I of the tiger. A twinkle in the eye flashed before us as a very new news worthy article. hahaAssociated Kundalini Response.KBzinnia print <zinniaprint Sent: Tuesday, May 5, 2009 12:25:23 PMRE: Tiger Shakti Mauling hahahhahahhhahhaKundalini-Awakening -Systems- 1 @ Tue, 5 May 2009 16:21:17 +0000[Kundalini-Awakenin g-Systems- 1] Tiger Shakti Mauling Associated Kundalini Press (AKP wire)Local reportsLos Angeles – A Tiger Shakti was sighted and maulings were experienced in the west Los Angeles area of southern California over the weekend on May third. Victims were heard screaming and shouting prayers to God as others tried to help them inside of this experience. Approximately fifteen people were in the vicinity of Gateway Blv.. and the 405 freeway in the west Los Angeles area when this event occurred and there were no egotistic survivors. One man was found wandering the corridors of a seminar facility with ripped medical clothing and hair missing from the top of his head mumbling gibberish and was taken away. The ShaktiTiger attack occurred at "The GATEWAY / a Portal for Growth & Wellness" heart-to-heart@ thegatewayportal .com and left only puddles of a clear slightly viscous watery fluid on the floor with accompanying fluid spatters as though from a thrashing individual. Spontaneous symptoms of love were and are still being experienced due to this attack. Witnesses reported the sounds and yells of the victims as others tried to help them. Shouts of "Anna grab his hands!" and "Grab the feet!!!" were heard as the maulings were taking place. Dr. Drish Karma PhD. ShD. An expert in the field cautioned the public against panic."This is an extremely rare event and in no way does anyone have a cause to fear. Those with "out thrust egoic symptoms" may want to stay indoors for a time" The Shakti Tiger was last seen leaving the area in a northbound direction into the mountains of northern California. Hotmail® has a new way to see what's up with your friends. Check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 6, 2009 Report Share Posted May 6, 2009 I have been seeing Tigers in my dreams a lot lately. x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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