Installing Love

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Installing Love

 

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

 

Customer: Well, after much consideration,

I've decided to install Love. Can you guide

me through the process?

 

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you

ready to proceed?

 

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but

I think I'm ready. What do I do first?

 

Tech Support: The first step is to open your

Heart. Have you located your Heart?

 

Customer: Yes, but there are several other

programs running now. Is it okay to install

Love while they are running?

 

Tech Support: What programs are running?

 

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt,

Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment

running right now.

 

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually

erase Past Hurt from your current operating

system. It may remain in your permanent memory

but it will no longer disrupt other programs.

Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem

with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.

However, you have to completely turn off Grudge

and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from

being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

 

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off.

Can you tell me how?

 

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start

menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times

as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been

completely erased.

 

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing

itself. Is that normal?

 

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have

only the base program. You need to begin

connecting to other Hearts in order to get

the upgrades.

 

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.

It says, " Error - Program not run on external

components. " What should I do?

 

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the

Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts,

but has not yet been run on your Heart. In

non-technical terms, it simply means you have

to Love yourself before you can Love others.

 

Customer: So, what should I do?

 

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then

click on the following files: Forgive-Self;

Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your

Limitations.

 

Customer: Okay, done.

 

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the " My Heart "

directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting

files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,

you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all

directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure

it is completely gone and never comes back.

 

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with

new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace

and Contentment are copying themselves all over

My Heart. Is this normal?

 

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile,

but eventually everything gets it at the proper time.

So Love is installed and running. One more thing

before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to

give it and its various modules to everyone you meet.

They will in turn share it with others and return

some cool modules back to you.

 

Customer: Thank you, God.