Kundalini People in the MD’s Office

[Guest guest]

Patient:

 

" Oh doctor I feel as if there is a snake writhing inside my spine and

street lights blow out when I walk under them. Christ visited me

saying I should be more forgiving. Sometimes I feel as if there is a

hole between my eyebrows and often I feel like I'm wearing a helmet.

I see lights behind my closed eyes and

I see ghosts or people that walk through the walls. I also see faces when

I close my eyes. I hear a constant HUM and the sounds of millions of bees and

crickets and my body twists into these

yoga like positions at night when I sleep and often during the day.

Sometimes I know what people are thinking and sometimes I have an

orgasm every twenty feet when I'm out shopping. Oh doctor whats WRONG

with me!? "

 

MD: " How is your medical insurance? "

 

Blessings - (repost) chrism