Guest guest Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Dear All; When I read about Chrism's luggage being lost my first thought was, oh no, I hope not his worn in birkenstockish sandals! When I read Stephen's post about JOG's feet resting upon a pillow, I thought of Chrism's bare feet sunk into the mud at Bandy Canyon Ranch. It made me think of this post which makes me smile and fills my heart with love. " At last I have found what my problem is! Why I don't fit in the guru club. No I haven't tried that hard I admit. But I have wandered in darkness about this for sooo long. Was it my deodorant? Halitosis? Bad style choices? What could it be? I would wonder about this as I walked the teaching path. Then it has just come to me! I am not a proper Guru. I know surprise surprise. You all knew though didn't you. And just didn't say anything. Kind of like having the " barn door " open and not saying anything. hmmmmmm. Well it's true. There is nothing proper about me. I have no lineage. Sometimes I eat meat. Sometimes I eat with my left hand (Yikes!) I can't suck string or water " up " my butt. I can breathe there though ha!-lol! I do not follow any of the ancient traditions Though I honor them in my own wild way. That's it. I am a Wild Guru. Organic and free range! One from the mountains and one for unclean masses. But.....showers are good too! - lol - God save us! - chrism P.S. Be advised of this now when we come to the Shaktipat. " L*O*V*E ~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Yes, Danielle: For what it's worth: Chrism has the 'Stephen's Golden Guru Seal Of Approval' Can't help but love that guy! SC - iamwaitingmoon Sunday, February 21, 2010 11:19 AM Chrism- Wild Guru Dear All; When I read about Chrism's luggage being lost my first thought was, oh no, I hope not his worn in birkenstockish sandals! When I read Stephen's post about JOG's feet resting upon a pillow, I thought of Chrism's bare feet sunk into the mud at Bandy Canyon Ranch. It made me think of this post which makes me smile and fills my heart with love. " At last I have found what my problem is! Why I don't fit in the guru club. No I haven't tried that hard I admit. But I have wandered in darkness about this for sooo long. Was it my deodorant? Halitosis? Bad style choices? What could it be? I would wonder about this as I walked the teaching path. Then it has just come to me! I am not a proper Guru. I know surprise surprise. You all knew though didn't you. And just didn't say anything. Kind of like having the " barn door " open and not saying anything. hmmmmmm. Well it's true. There is nothing proper about me. I have no lineage. Sometimes I eat meat. Sometimes I eat with my left hand (Yikes!) I can't suck string or water " up " my butt. I can breathe there though ha!-lol! I do not follow any of the ancient traditions Though I honor them in my own wild way. That's it. I am a Wild Guru. Organic and free range! One from the mountains and one for unclean masses. But.....showers are good too! - lol - God save us! - chrism P.S. Be advised of this now when we come to the Shaktipat. " L*O*V*E ~Danielle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Thanks Danielle, that gave me a laugh all over again. Love, Linda , " iamwaitingmoon " <iamwaitingmoon wrote: > I am not a proper Guru. > > P.S. Be advised of this now when we come to the Shaktipat. " > > L*O*V*E > ~Danielle > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Dear danielle, Wild Guru!!!...I love it..... describes the chrism I have met here and most definitly the chrism I met in brazil.... after Peru can you imagne how wild he will have become...lol!! thank you for posting this, it really made me smile. love julia. , " iamwaitingmoon " <iamwaitingmoon wrote: > > Dear All; > When I read about Chrism's luggage being lost my first thought was, oh no, I hope not his worn in birkenstockish sandals! When I read Stephen's post about JOG's feet resting upon a pillow, I thought of Chrism's bare feet sunk into the mud at Bandy Canyon Ranch. It made me think of this post which makes me smile and fills my heart with love. > > " At last I have found what my problem is! > Why I don't fit in the guru club. > No I haven't tried that hard I admit. > But I have wandered in darkness about this for sooo long. > Was it my deodorant? Halitosis? Bad style choices? What could it be? > I would wonder about this as I walked the teaching path. > Then it has just come to me! > > I am not a proper Guru. > > I know surprise surprise. > You all knew though didn't you. > And just didn't say anything. > Kind of like having the " barn door " open and not saying anything. > hmmmmmm. Well it's true. > > There is nothing proper about me. > I have no lineage. Sometimes I eat meat. > Sometimes I eat with my left hand (Yikes!) > I can't suck string or water " up " my butt. > I can breathe there though ha!-lol! > I do not follow any of the ancient traditions > Though I honor them in my own wild way. > That's it. I am a Wild Guru. > Organic and free range! One from the mountains and one for unclean masses. > But.....showers are good too! - lol - God save us! - chrism > > P.S. Be advised of this now when we come to the Shaktipat. " > > L*O*V*E > ~Danielle > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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