Men and Women

[atma]

WOMEN

 

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point. Women want the best for their family, their friends and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show you how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.

They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

 

MEN

 

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders.

 

 

 

 

[Maitreya]

Now why would I think that this atma is presently in female form?

[shvu]

 

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

 

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

 

Bigamy is having one wife too many.

Some say monogamy is the same.

 

Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

 

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

 

Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

 

Cheers