atma Posted May 19, 2001 Report Share Posted May 19, 2001 A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, she wakes up and sees that she is not longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "oh no, not my brother...he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girls name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I ws wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "Denephew." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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