atma Posted May 21, 2001 Report Share Posted May 21, 2001 OK guys, here goes one againts women (only blonde ones) A blonde puzzle. One morning, a blonde called her boyfriend and said, "please come over and help me. I have this awesome jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it." her boyfriend asked, "What is it a puzzle of?" The blonde said, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger." The blonde's boyfriend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then he studies the box. He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these pieces to look like the picture of that tiger.Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitreya Posted May 22, 2001 Report Share Posted May 22, 2001 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL! too funny atma MC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
animesh Posted May 25, 2001 Report Share Posted May 25, 2001 Read this love letter .. it is so funny ! This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop the relationship...... So the boy wrote this letter to the little girl. 1 "The great love that I have for you 2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you 3 grows every day. When I see you, 4 I do not even like your face; 5 the one thing that I want to do is to 6 look at other girls. I never wanted to 7 marry you. Our last conversation 8 was very boring and has not 9 made me look forward to seeing you again. 10 You think only of yourself 11 If we were married, I know that I would find 12 life very difficult, and I would have no 13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart 14 to give, but it is not something that 15 I want to give to you. No one is more 16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not 17 able to care for me and help 18 I sincerely want you to understand that 19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor 20 if you think this the end. Do not try 21 to answer this. Your letters are full of 22 things that do not interest me. You have no 23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me, 24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that 25 I am still your boyfriend." So bad..... However, the boy told the girl before to read only the odd numbered lines ! Please read it again!....it's so smart n sweet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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