The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem - I Love My Job

[Gauracandra]

I love my job, I love the pay!

I love it more and more each day.

I love my boss, he is the best!

I love his boss and all the rest.

 

I love my office and its location

I hate to have to go on vacation

I love my furniture, drab and grey

And piles of paper that grow each day!

 

I think my job is really swell

There’s nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my peers

I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

 

I love my computer and its software

I hug it often though it won’t care

I love each program and every file

I’d love them more if they worked a while.

 

I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.

I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.

I love this work. I love these chores.

I love the meetings with deadly bores.

 

I love my job – I’ll say it again

I even love those friendly men.

 

Those friendly men who’ve come today,

In clean white coats to take me away!!!!