Gauracandra Posted June 12, 2001 Report Share Posted June 12, 2001 I found this on the bulletin board at work An application was for employment A program was a TV Show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age And CD was a bank account Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You’d be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode Cut – you did with a pocket knife Paste – you did with glue A web was a spider’s home And a virus was the flu! I guess I’ll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted July 4, 2001 Report Share Posted July 4, 2001 Along similar lines, www linked: I heard this one on Malaysian radio 4 yrs ago. I think I mentioned it on VNN Forums. This one can also be adjoined to various neighboring he/she threads. For those of you who missed it: How do you know computers are female? 3 undeniable symptoms sustain: 1) They speak a language only other computers can understand. 2) They recall details long after you've forgotten them that can surely be used against you. 3) Just after you've $committed$ hard earned $cash$ to one, a better, more attractive, updated model becomes available. So don't fault sannyAsis for appearing to be married to their laptops. Grhasthas neither. Things could be worse. Then again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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