Feel like a woman

[atma]

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when aal of a sudden the captain comes in the loudspeaker and tell us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic. "I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I'm 27 years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman? The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well built, handsome man. "I can make you feel like a woman", was his reply. He started walking slowly down the aisle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said "Iron this."

 

[Tarun]

Just minutes before the plane was to crash, this song (with addendum) began to sound through the jet's loudspeaker:

(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

Bhaktin Carole King - VAkya Tapestry

Didi Aretha Franklin - Bhajan Orchestry

 

Looking out upon the morning rain

I used to feel so uninspired

And when I knew I had to face another day

Lord K, it made me feel so tired

Before the day I met You, life to me seemed so unkind

Now Your BhAv is the key to my peace of mind...

 

Cause You make me feel, You make me feel, you make me feel like a natural woman

 

When my soul was in the lost-and-found

Your bhakta came along to claim it

I didn't know just what was wrong with me

Till Your bliss helped me name it

Now I'm no longer doubtful (asaMzayam) of what I'm aiming for (vyavasAyAtmika buddhir ekeha)

Cause if I make You happy I don't need to do more... (samsiddhir hari-tosanam)

 

Cause You make me feel, You make me feel, You make me feel like

A natural woman (manjari-bhAva)

 

Oh, Prabhu, what you've done to me

You make me feel so good inside

And I just want to be close to You

You make me feel so alive (jIv jAgo, nac re amar man)

Cause You make me feel, You make me feel, You make me feel like

A natural woman

*gopi-bhAva rasAmrtAbdhi-laharI kallola-magnau muhur

vande rUpa sanAtanau raghu-yugau zrI jIva-gopAlakau