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While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a genie appeared and said that he could only deliver one wish, not the standarn three.

 

Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into beer!"

 

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and inmediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. One of the men on the boat looked at the one whose wish had been granted. After a long tension filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going moron! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat!"

 

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