atma Posted June 28, 2001 Report Share Posted June 28, 2001 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may no follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. No one is listening, until you fart. 6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example. 9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. 10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 12.If at first you don't succed, skydiving is not for you. 13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 15. Don't squat with your spurs on. 16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 17. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the winsshield. 18. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. 19.Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 20. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket. 21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 22. A close mouth gathers no foot. 23. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 24. There are 2 theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 25. generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. 26. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 27. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 28. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubeyrakesh Posted June 28, 2001 Report Share Posted June 28, 2001 Excellent stuff. Wonder where you got this from? A woman cant create these Please read the 24th one before replying. Rakesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atma Posted June 29, 2001 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2001 Then why're you trying to argue with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggohil Posted June 30, 2001 Report Share Posted June 30, 2001 Nice posting Atma. Girish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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