atma Posted July 12, 2001 Report Share Posted July 12, 2001 What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door. When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? Three, if you slice them very thinly. Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold their stomachs anymore. What are woman's 4 favorite animals? A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and a ass to pay for it all. What is the one thing that all men at single bars have in common? They're married. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So they can find their way back to the house. What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brain power? A widower. Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years? He wouldn't ask for directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted August 10, 2001 Report Share Posted August 10, 2001 This bathroom wallpaper must be Atma's answer to "Silence of the Lambs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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