Men

[atma]

Nothing personal guys, it just happens that I continue getting jokes about men. I have to say that these are the clean and mild ones.

Atma.

 

1. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 thinks of?

Dating children.

 

2. Why do black widows spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

 

3. How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?

All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs

 

4. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

5. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They are hard to get started, emit foul odors and don't work half the time.

 

6. Why do men want to marry virgins?

They can't stand criticism.

 

7. Why it is so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good looking?

Because they already have boyfriends.

 

8. What is gross stupidity?

144 men in one room.

 

9. What's a man idea of doing housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

 

10. What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

 

If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

 

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

 

Go for a younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

[Tarun]

Hahaha! Atma-ha! Men's Rib stories allowed on this thread?

Not to be at all contrary, last week I really did go to a guidance counselor for my son.

Nice discussion. He gave an example of another 17 yr old boy who recently became disobedient to his mother.

First he interviewed mother. Next he interviewed son.

Son revealed: "My mother is dressing up like a teenager & now she's going out with my best friend who's also 17.

So how do you expect me to respect her as my mother?"