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TOP CHINESE OLYMPIC EVENTS!

 

Hanging by your neck to a rope endurance test

 

The 100 hour chineese water torture event

 

Dissident Diving

 

500 meter Religious Persecution Sprint

 

Synchronized Execution Squad

 

The 100 meter Tank Run

 

The bullet to the back of the head Free style

 

Democratic Fundraising Marathon

 

The Nuclear Secret Scavenger Hunt

 

The Wong Wei Fighter Jet Free For All

 

The American Spy Plane Disassembly Contest

 

The Uneven Parallel Caning Bars

 

The Democracy Freedom Movement Skeet Shoot

 

The 1000 meter Clinton Bribe and Steal Nuclear Secrets

 

The Taiwanese Clean and jerk....their heads off!

 

The Chinese Dissident Triathlon: 3K swim through an acid vat, 20k bicycle race over the bodies of you relatives and the Mao Marathon Where they set you on fire and you run through Tienamen Square!

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Pressed Ant Cake Bake Off.

Aunt Jemima, Betty Crocker & Pillsbury did fly several employee contestants to compete in this delectable Olympic event.

Unfortunately, none were finalists.

No Gold, Silver or Bronze "came home."

It was a question of personal taste, HCOOH, formic flavor.

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