Gauracandra Posted July 28, 2001 Report Share Posted July 28, 2001 I received this joke via email from a friend and figured I'd post it up. Gauracandra Actual Instruction Labels - On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body - On Boots Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery - On a hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping - On a bag of Fritos potato chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. - On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap - On a frozen dinner: Serving suggestion: Defrost - On a hotel-provided shower cap: Fits one head - On Tesco’s Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box) - On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. - On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. - On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands - On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating - On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: may cause drowsiness - On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children - On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only - On Sainsbury’s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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