atma Posted August 2, 2001 Report Share Posted August 2, 2001 Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 2, 2001 Report Share Posted August 2, 2001 WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH? A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE? Brown-bagging it. WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE? No one else wants it. WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS? So brunettes can remember them. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES? Invisible. WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL? "Has the blonde left yet? " WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES? The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable. WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY? The invitation WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE? A hostage WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES? Fisher-Price WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR? It matches their mustache ------------------ The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. [Ecclesiastes 10:2] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atma Posted August 2, 2001 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2001 What about red-headed ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 2, 2001 Report Share Posted August 2, 2001 Srila Prabhupada said "Red hair means crazy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted August 8, 2001 Report Share Posted August 8, 2001 Originally posted by rand0M aXiS: WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR? When was the last time you saw a blonde witch? Fay Dunaway in Superman (1980's) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusdas Posted August 9, 2001 Report Share Posted August 9, 2001 You all who have smiled, look to be all bewitched! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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