atma Posted August 7, 2001 Report Share Posted August 7, 2001 It's just a joke guys, don't take it too serious. Deep down we love you. Atma. A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real MAN. That's right, in just 6 trimesters, you, too, can be a real-man- as well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. First Year Autumn Schedule MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas Winter Schedule MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at a.m. MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook 2 ECON 001 What was Yours is Hers Second Year Autumn Schedule SEX 101 You CAN Fall Sleep Without it SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake Take a Shower SEX 103 How To Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (elective) (See electives below) Winter Schedule MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming your Dependency MEN 211 How NOT To Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise (or Mel for his fans in this website) MEN 230A Her Birtdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule MEN 220 Omitting%! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting is NOT Necessary MEN 222 Real Man Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231 Mothers-in-law MEN 232 Appears to Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say "yes, Dear" ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her Just a thought for the women out there. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)..... and when we have real trouble, it's HISterectomy. E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talasiga Posted August 7, 2001 Report Share Posted August 7, 2001 Becoming a Real Woman First Year Autumn Schedule FEM 101 Stupid Combat Techniques FEM 102 You, Too, Can Build a House FEM 103 Learn to Keep an Open Heart without Crying FEM 104 Christmas Stockings are not Santa's Condoms Winter Schedule FEM 110 Changing the Laundry Tap Washers FEM 111 Changing the Early Morning Response. FEM 112 Parenting Misconceptions EAT 100 Learn to Live, Get a Cook EAT 101 Marry a Cook ECON 001 Hiding whats yours without acting secretive Second Year Autumn Schedule SEX 101 how to fake orgasms without sex SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: if you wake up happy, dont panic! SEX 103 How To Stay Awake Before Sex FEM 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Yourself Winter Schedule FEM 210 Remoteness: The Control Factor FEM 211 Children Are not your Security Blankets FEM 212 Enjoying Driving FEM 213 Cleaning the Mirror without Depression FEM 230A The Importance of Being Earnest Spring Schedule FEM 220 Swearing Without Guilt (Australian Lecturer) FEM 221 Fluffing Feathers after Laying an Egg FEM 222 Real Women Give Clear Directions FEM 223 Thirty Minutes of Silence is NOT Enough Time to Read Your Mind FEM 230B The Importance of Seduction Course Electives EAT 101 Cooking withOUT Tofu EAT 102 Zen of Less Eating Utensils EAT 103 The Joy of Burping and Belching FEM 231 Integrative Listening FEM 232 Saying Something as You Speak FEM 233 How to handle a compliment ECON 001C Sharing Souls All in fun. Not meant to HERt anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhaktavasya Posted August 7, 2001 Report Share Posted August 7, 2001 ha ha very funny! (in a slightly low-brow, rib-tickling way) [This message has been edited by Bhaktavasya (edited 08-07-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amanpeter Posted August 7, 2001 Report Share Posted August 7, 2001 Atma still rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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