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An Asian man walked into a currency exchange in NYC with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week he again walked in with 2000 yen, but only received $66. He asked the teller why he received less money than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations."

 

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and said, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

 

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Does anyone recall a joke going around some 40 yrs ago whose punch line was:

"If the Fu schitts, wear it."

based on of course, "If the shoe fits, wear it."

It was a very funny story with an oriental flavor about a Fu bird who passes stool on some small creature who is saved by, id est, doesn't get eaten by a cat so long it's cover by Fu's stool.

But asa Fu's stool was remove... curtains.

Thus the motto...

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