Gauracandra Posted August 16, 2001 Report Share Posted August 16, 2001 I got this joke from another list: 'A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do", she replies. The husband puased. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caugth us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have bloody gotten out today".' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajay Shah Posted August 16, 2001 Report Share Posted August 16, 2001 You stupid posts on these forums feel like a life sentence you dumb bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maitreya Posted August 16, 2001 Report Share Posted August 16, 2001 That was funny.Ajah will appreciate it when he sobers up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagat Posted August 22, 2001 Report Share Posted August 22, 2001 This is the second time Ajay Shah has broken this forum's etiquette in recent memory. I don't appreciate this language at all. Jagat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 22, 2001 Report Share Posted August 22, 2001 He got banned after that post, Jagat. He was the reincarnation of Bhakta Shakta then mutated into Supercow. And he is gone-daddy-gone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted September 2, 2001 Report Share Posted September 2, 2001 Gauracandra claims marriage is a life sentence. I agree. Then again, I disagree. Marriage aka household life can also be like a run-on sentence. What do you do with, how do you cure a run-on sentence? You divide it up into shorter not-so-lifetime sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhakta Shakta Posted September 2, 2001 Report Share Posted September 2, 2001 Who is the reincarnation of Bhakta Shakta aka AJAY SHAH? The latters name is not ah but huh, uhhug.?-Comprehendo amestad.-? Personally, I think Ajay Shah is a genius of the highest caliber ever to appear on this earth. He may be disguised as a great person underneath he is a great GOD of Universe. Latahs fooz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Better to rebuild an old mandir than to start a new one. Similarly, better we tack onto existing threads than start new ones. In that spirit... A woman accompanied her husband to his annual physical checkup. Afterwards, his doctor took his wife aside saying: "Unless you follow my advice, your husband will surely die." Doc went on to say, "Here's what you need to do: 1) Every morning, make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast. 2) Meet him home daily at noon so you can serve him a well balanced lunch. 3) Make sure you feed him a good hot meal each evening. 4) Don't overburden him with any stressful conversation. 5) Don't ask him to perform any household chores. 6) Moreover, keep your house spotless & clean; this way he won't be exposed to any threatening germs." On their way home, he asked his wife what his doctor said. She replied, "He said you're gonna die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Better to rebuild an old mandir than to start a new one. Similarly, better we tack onto existing threads than start new ones. In that spirit... A woman accompanied her husband to his annual physical checkup. Afterwards, his doctor took his wife aside saying: "Unless you follow my advice, your husband will surely die." Doc went on to say, "Here's what you need to do: 1) Every morning, make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast. 2) Meet him home daily at noon so you can serve him a well balanced lunch. 3) Make sure you feed him a good hot meal each evening. 4) Don't overburden him with any stressful conversation. 5) Don't ask him to perform any household chores. 6) Moreover, keep your house spotless & clean; this way he won't be exposed to any threatening germs." On their way home, he asked his wife what his doctor said. She replied, "He said you're gonna die." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valaya Posted October 5, 2001 Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Atma already posted this joke some time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted October 6, 2001 Report Share Posted October 6, 2001 Sorry. Where? I didn't see it. And how come I can't delete this extra one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 6, 2001 Report Share Posted October 6, 2001 Only Admins can delete posts. Send a note to jndas@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted December 28, 2001 Report Share Posted December 28, 2001 Randomji, speak to me. Forgive my pacific offenses. R u out there somewhere in cyberspace? Irretrievable? If so, let us know. Maybe we can help pull you back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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