atma Posted August 23, 2001 Report Share Posted August 23, 2001 Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Xmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they where driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor? Scroll down for the answer.... The perfect woman survived. She is the only who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such a thing as the perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling... So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explain why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point:Women never listen, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted August 24, 2001 Report Share Posted August 24, 2001 Dear Atma-nivedana, I surrender. Well done. Only one thing. I along with many others still believe in Santa Claus. After centuries, Santa Claus remains the most worshipful Deity dedans Notre Histoire Americaine, n'est-ce pas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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