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[dubeyrakesh]

I got this from a friend.

Neglect the HTML tags. Just pasted as was.

 

 

<DIV></DIV>>Santa Singh ji the english lecturer

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<DIV></DIV>>Sardar Santa Singh ji is the english teacher in a school. He

<DIV></DIV>>is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams.

<DIV></DIV>>The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided

<DIV></DIV>>to visit the english class. This is what transpires:

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<DIV></DIV>>Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA"

<DIV></DIV>>Students (in chorous): "GADHA"

<DIV></DIV>>Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"

<DIV></DIV>>Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"

<DIV></DIV>>Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE

<DIV></DIV>>KE PECHE MAI."

<DIV></DIV>>Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE

<DIV></DIV>>PECHE MAI."

<DIV></DIV>>Santa Singh: "Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE

<DIV></DIV>>KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH."

<DIV></DIV>>Students (in chorous): "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE

<DIV></DIV>>PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH."

<DIV></DIV>>By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the

<DIV></DIV>>principal and shouts at him. "What is this Santa Singh teaching to

<DIV></DIV>>students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and

<DIV></DIV>>what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE

<DIV></DIV>>MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH."

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<DIV></DIV>>The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous english

<DIV></DIV>>teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.

<DIV></DIV>>Principal: "Santa Singh ji what nonsense are you telling these

<DIV></DIV>>students, GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR

<DIV></DIV>>MERE PECHE SAARA DESH."

<DIV></DIV>>Santa Singh: "Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was

<DIV></DIV>>only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION."

<DIV></DIV>>( ass ass i nation)

 

 

 

[atma]

That was funny Rakesh!

Typical sardar joke