Tarun Posted October 3, 2001 Report Share Posted October 3, 2001 a) Wow! From July1971 on, PrabhupAd chanted Jaya RAdhA MAdhava so many times, 2 Bushes became Amerikan President. b) Heh? Run that by me again. a) Yeah! Jaya RAdhA MAdhava Kunjavihari. Kunja means bush, bushes. b) So? a) So by repeatedly chanting... from Sound vibration... *************** a)Furthermore... b) Yes? a) Osama bin Laden will be difficult for Bush to find. b) Why's that? a) Taliban is hosting him. b) Then? a) Taliban is one of Vraj's 12 forests. Maybe its 13th. b) Well? a) If Bush wants to find bin Laden within Taliban, which is within Vraj, the Ultimate Transcendental Realm, to gain entrance he'll have to surrender first. b) I don't think he'll be willing to do that. a) That's what I mean. b) Wha? a) It won't be easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valaya Posted October 3, 2001 Report Share Posted October 3, 2001 Tarun, Have you ever considered writing a book of crossword puzzles related to Krsna-conciousness? That might be a worthy challenge, prabhu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted October 5, 2001 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2001 Sorry. 2 persons/things I detest most: Laxmi & Ziva. If not, I would. I would do so many things. Meanwhile, forget it. Today Jitamanyu & I went to Ground Zero to get a Byrd's Eye view. Along Broadway crossing Dey, John, you could see the wreckage. Once again, Laxmi & Ziva. That's all They can do: misspend & destroy I'm no devotee; not as long as They keep doin' what They do best. As many births it takes; I can wait if They can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted July 6, 2002 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2002 While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything", barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and he had no health insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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