Guest guest Posted October 8, 2001 Report Share Posted October 8, 2001 In a Belgrade Elevator To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. Dr Office in Rome Specialist in women and other diseases. In a Rome laundry Ladies, leave your clothes here & spend the afternoon having a good time. On a menu of a Polish hotel Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beer soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. A Finnish hotel's instructions in case of fire If you are unable to leave your room, expose yourself in the window. Ad for donkey rides in Thailand Would you like to ride your own ass? In a Czech tourist agency Take one of our horse driven tours---we guarantee no miscarriages. Car rental brochure in Tokyo When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. A temple in Bangkok It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed like a man. In a Bangkok cleaners Drop your trousers here for best results. In a hotel in Yugoslavian The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Paris hotel elevator Please leave your values at the front desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarun Posted November 19, 2001 Report Share Posted November 19, 2001 Abbott & Costello were abandoned in a desert, left to hitchhike. Bud told Lou, "Go look at that sign. Find out where we are." Lou walked over, read it, turned back to Bud & said, "Goslow". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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