atma Posted October 30, 2001 Report Share Posted October 30, 2001 The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask >first and correctly can leave early today." > >Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get >outta here. I'm clever & that answer's mine!" > >The teacher asked, "Who said Four Score and Seven >Years Ago?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Susie >said, "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher said, "That's >right, Susie, you can go." Johnny was mad. Susie had >answered first. > >The teacher asked, "Who said, I Have a Dream?" Before >Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther >King." The teacher said, "That's right, Mary, you can >go." Johnny was even madder than before. Mary had >answered first. > >The teacher asked, "Who said Ask not, what your >country can do for you?" Before Johnny could open his >mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy." > >The teacher said, "Thats right, Nancy, you can go." > >Johnny was fuming. Nancy had answered first. As the >teacher sat down, Johnny muttered, "I wish these >witches had kept their mouths shut." > >The shocked teacher asked, "Who said that?" > >Johnny jumped up and hollered, "Bill Clinton! See you >Monday!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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