ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A COW

[Gauracandra]

ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM A COW

 

1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

 

2. Don't cry over spilled milk.

 

3. The grass is green on the other side of the fence.

 

4 Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

 

5.Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

 

6 It's better to be seen and not herd.

 

7 Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

 

8.Never take any bull from anybody.

 

9.Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.

 

10.Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

 

[This message has been edited by Gauracandra (edited 11-07-2001).]